| Here We Go Round the Maypole
By
Cormac MacConnell
THERE was a strange great brute of a stone in the farmyards of many of
the houses of my childhood. A depression had been chiseled into the tops
of the stones.
It was invariably full of warm rainwater a child would put his hand into,
feeling the slightly slippery liquid through the fingers. Sometime later
I learned that in the old days at the turn of the last century these stones
were part of a pestle and mortar system for feeding the great workhorses
of that era with pulped furze.
The beetle was either of heavy wood or stone. The young furze with its
bright yellow blooms and sap-filled twiggery was pounded into a pulpy
mess in the stone, and the old horses that were the farm families’
engines loved that pulp. It was full of vitamins and kept them in good
working order in the Mays of yesterday.
This May has turned into a strange one. The third week has been wet, cold
and windy, maybe the worst, an old farmer told me tonight, in a half-century.
“Never mind,” he said, “out of it will come a scalding
summer and the grass growth will be great. There is an old saying, a wet
and windy May will fill the barn with hay.”
That’s a bit dated now since the farmers don’t make the old
blanched whisperingly dried hay any more. It is all silage or wilted grass
in circular polythened bales. They gather like giant black footballs in
the corners of meadows that were populated by white haycocks up until
about twenty years ago. All is changed, changed utterly.
Driving through the townland of Paradise near Kildysart in Clare today
I saw the brightly beautiful furze blooms glowing again through the rain.
The land here is good, rich and fertile, but anywhere it gets the chance
the furze (which we always called whins) brings its golden presence, usually
in the poorer marginalized corners of the grazing lands.
Nobody is feeding it to big draught horses any more but, truly, it is
a beautiful sight, brighter than anything else blossoming and sprouting
in the Maytime.
It reminds me of the long empty reaches of West Connemara, purple mountains
and blue seas counter-pointed by the prickly gold on the mountains and
foothills. It may be a weed to farmers, but it is also the brightest flower
of May.
Away back a few centuries in the Ulster of the Scots planters there
was a Maypole tradition this month, certainly in Ar-magh and Down and
Antrim. On certain May days dictated by local custom townlands would converge
on the nearest town or village, and each townland would have its own Maypole,
always garnished with furze, for color and, as I understand it, also with
little dolls dressed with exquisite taste by the girls of the townland.
The bodies of the dolls had been carved from soft wood and their dresses
and gowns stitched by the girls’ clever fingers. Each hue as bright
as the garnish of the furze.
On the march into town for a competition to select the best Maypole the
townland groups would frequently meet at crossroads and there would be
raillery and joshing, some of it bawdy, between the groups. Each one would
sharply criticize the Maypole of the other in a ritual way before proceeding
to the celebrations and competition in the town.
Whichever group was judged to have the finest Maypole would celebrate
all the way home, music and song and dance, calling into every home in
the townland.
There was another more earthy side to that which I was only told about
recently by a scholar from Derry. The Maypole tradition, apparently, was
a fertility celebration, not just of Mother Earth but of those who worked
it. The celebrations had a sexual side to them, by all accounts, and if
you went far enough back in time you might discover that the Maypole itself
was a phallic symbol.
Certainly there were likely to be pregnancies and births nine months after
the Maytime celebrations, and these pregnancies, I learned with surprise,
were those which gave rise to the old rural whispered phrase — still
widely whispered! — suggesting that this or that parish maiden was
“up the pole!” You learn something new every day.
I have a drink in Ballinacally in Griffin’s great old pub —one
that no man or woman should ever pass by — and sometime down the
long slow lazy pint I mention the beauty of the furze on the hills. And
because I talk too much, I suppose, also mention the connection of the
Maypole with the old whispered phrase.
And a wise man whose father was born on one of the islands out in the
Shannon tells me about a quack who traded in the Kildysart area in living
memory. Mostly he cured horses and sick cattle, but he also had a cure
for ringworm.
And there are stories about a magic bottle he gave to several men whose
wives had still not conceived after several years of marriage. The bottle
almost always worked the oracle and, on several occasions, even led to
the birth of twins! And the locals always believed that pulped furze was
one of the ingredients involved.
Driving home serenely later the rains eased. The sun shone the way it
should always shine in our Mays in the west of Ireland.
And every horizon around Clarecastle and Ballygireen and Newmarket seemed
to be crowned by golden furze bushes, their wiry bodies moving in perfect
time to the breezes from the Estuary and the ocean.
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