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Confessional

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down
in a confessional and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but
still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final
attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's
no paper in this one either

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